Code of conduct
- No reservations required. Just come on in and let the good times roll!
- We only serve seated guests. Standing in the bar would make it too crowded and impact the experience. Sit back, relax, and enjoy!
- Please wear proper attire at the bar—nothing fancy, but no flip flops or sandals. Keep it classy, not beachy!
- When the bar is full, we may offer you another time to visit. Persuasion, bribes, or threats won’t work—promise!
- Please wait to be seated. We’ll offer you the best spots. Barging in is not tolerated.
- We work exclusively on table service. Please call your host for anything. Avoid waving; we’ll just wave back!
- Have fun, but remember, others might be enjoying a more intimate night. Shhh…don’t disturb the lovebirds!
- Be friendly and tolerant. Treat everyone equally. And remember gentlemen: chivalry isn’t dead!
- Drink water, stay hydrated. We don’t serve overly intoxicated guests. And don’t challenge us to a drinking game—you’ll lose!
- No smoking inside. Regulations say you can smoke outside, 5 meters away from the entrance.
- When sitting at the counter, do not touch the bartenders’ equipment. We’ve had a few close calls with missing fingers!
- We may not always have what you want, but we’ll create a drink to amaze you. Please be patient—perfection takes time.
- If you’re not pleased with your drink, report it immediately. Complaints after you finish don’t count!
- Washrooms are for one purpose only. No funny business. Misbehaviour will result in being asked to leave.
- You have the right to enjoy yourself. If anything disturbs you during your visit, let us know.
- Paying with card? Please come to the cash register. Our terminal isn’t portable. If someone’s there, wait your turn. Patience, grasshopper!